In the lift

Can I squeeze in?

Thank you ladies.

Between two massive beauties, got to get the breathing right.

Now ladies watch the breathing please.

On my right breathes in, while on my left breathes out.

Got it?

Good that's better. Don't synchronise please, you might crack a rib.

Anybody like some jam?

What sort of jam?

Oh you know, berry, Thingberry.

What berry?

Thingberry, you know that's the one where everybody says “Ooh, lovely, Thingberry!”

Well no, I don't like Thingberry.

Really? You don't like Thingberry?

I've never met a person that doesn't like Thingberry!

Well, maybe I'm not a person?

You could be onto something there!

Well sixth floor, time to go.

Now ladies both breathe out together.

Thanks, you may keep the jam.