Falkland's fair isles
Lie many miles
From Patagonia,
And they're lonelier!

Mauritius
Is delicious,
But Bermuda
Is ruder.

O Why
Is Paraguay,
When the Argentine
Is so fine?

It was rather silly
To be born in Chile,
But Ecuador
Was such a bore!

In Hong Kong
They sing-a-long,
In Formosa
They’re moroser.

Some waited in the rain
For candidate McKane,
Others rooted for Obama
Or the Dalai Lama.